Man In a Coma After Losing His Crown Jewels to a Dog Bite.
An unnamed man has been taken to hospital after a bulldog bit off his almighty weapon.
It was around 2:30pm on Sunday that emergency services in Scotland found the 22 year old man unconscious and in a pool of blood. They took him to hospital and put the poor fella in an induced coma and he remains in that still now.
A Police Scotland spokeswoman said: 'Police in East Lothian are investigating after a man suffered serious injuries, believed to have been caused by a dog, in Haddington on Sunday.
The poor lad has lost both his testicles and penis.
The Olde English Bulldogge responsible is being held in kennels as officers investigate.
Olde English Bulldogges were bred in the early 1970s in an attempt to recreate the historic Bulldog breed but with a less aggressive temperament.
The Bulldogs were popular up until the 19th century at the peak of bull baiting and had previously been used by butchers to immobilize the animals so they could be slaughtered.